365 days of staying single

let's hope I don't get committed

September 7, 2011
by 365ofsingle
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Epiphanies on Public Transport

(Flashback to the day that finally came, Part II)

Thanks to my jump charges, I was able to squeeze a Google Maps out of my phone.

Take the M60 towards West Side Bway. Get off at Hoyt Ave – 31st St. Walk to Astoria Blvd. Get on the N towards Stillwell Ave C.I. Get off at Queensboro Plaza. Transfer to the 7 going towards Main Street Flushing. Get off at Woodside – 61st St. Walk to Woodside LIRR Train Station.  Take the Long Beach train towards Long Beach. Get off at Long Beach. Take wacky taxi carpool to final location.

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August 27, 2011
by 365ofsingle
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Flashback to the day that finally came –

 – or maybe three days before that.

Even though I wasn’t giving the presentation until Monday, I decided to take a flight out to Chicago Friday evening because every time I’ve traveled for work in the past and have been at the same table as the person in the hot seat, I’ve had really bad experiences – I mean, food poisoning, chronic nausea, cold sweats – you name it. Everywhere I’ve gone, something has always been said about how unwell I look or been done about how unwell I feel. Continue Reading →

August 17, 2011
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working on it

So I’m sitting on Metro North, en route to work when I’d much rather be sleeping or writing all day to tell you all, all of my thoughts, and this woman across the aisle from me has been on the phone talking brainlessly about sweet Fanny Adams for the past 30 MINUTES without taking a breath. Continue Reading →

August 8, 2011
by 365ofsingle
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deadmouse

thought I’d share this little tidbit of joy.

I went into the office this morning to check in with my boss and set up shop for my two surviving interns. Moving out of my apartment has been a tortuously perpetual process and, being nearly two weeks behind schedule, I’ve conceded to hiring movers and using one of my oh-so-very cherished vacation days in order to “do this thing” (since no one seems to work on weekends anymore).

Long story short, I’m taking a half day vacation day today – and a half-to-a-whole tomorrow – to gettirdone so I can’t spend much – if any – time sharing much else other than what happened this morning before I checked out for the day. Continue Reading →

August 6, 2011
by 365ofsingle
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oRaNGe CaRRoT KaRMa >> part two: Smoothie of Death

As I ASSume you figured from my last post that waiting it out turned out to be neither viable nor prudent.

Shortly after the Benadryl handoff, the two bigwigs attended to matters at hand and a coworker was instructed to “watch” me.  She set up shop to the right of my desk, leaning against my anarchic bookcase. “This happens to a friend of mine when he eats pineapple,” she assured me as she slid down to the base of the paper jumble.

I nod.

“The only thing you have to be careful of is your throat closing up,” she shrugs. Continue Reading →